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We Are The Best

Only We Can Get Away With This...

20/02/02 -- After talking with Reese Jarrek and Sledge Rivers I can now confirm the plans of The Zero Corporation concerning the Ayenee Question.  President Jarrek talked of monopolizing every industry in Ayenee.  The main industries of Ayenee come in the form of taverns, weapons shops and assassins.  Reese was most enthusiastic concerning the ending of all other assassins and their groups.  Sledge continued to add that these were the most skilled and often unified of Ayenee's warriors, he spoke of the importance of dominating this industry first.  Reese and Sledge seemed to be on the same page relating to all the big issues of the company.  Reese says, "We are the best, we have the best fighters, the best forces, the best minds and skilled workers... Only we can get away with this massive move..." when Sledge interrupts, "Yeah, we're gonna own the whole f**kin' show by the end of the year."

President Jarrek continued to confirm rumors of plans for economical and governmental domination of the land of Ayenee.  

-  Head of PR - Dominick X. Kroner

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